Things I Don't Understand (Volume Two)

My dad has a daily routine of visiting home from work in order to eat a mediocre lunch. To enhance his lunch-time habit, he turns on the television and tunes into one of the most unnecessary and confusing shows on television. Jerry Springer. Nothing entertains him more than hearing "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" while two half-naked men fight over a "fair maiden."
I just have one simple question. Why? White trash television entertains millions every day around lunch time when their ham and cheese sandwiches fail to do so, but why are they even here? Who in their right mind ever thought, "Hey, man! You know those good ole court hearin's? Well, what if we put 'em on camera and showed 'em to 'Merica?!" or, "Man, I really wish I could watch racist midgets wrestle each other."
Great idea, anonymous hillbilly. Humiliate white trash citizens of America on public television. What could be a greater idea (I have a few)?
Things I Don't Understand (Vol. 1)
White Trash Television
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Things I Don't Understand (Volume One)

Do you love Hispanic food? If yes, chances are you've been to Real Hacienda! The restaurant is great, but there is one thing I don't quite understand.The menus do a fantastic job of confusing me to tears. Sometimes literally! I walk into Real Hacienda thinking, "Wow! Time to eat some chips, salsa, and nachos!" Little do I realize, most of the meals come in combinations. After scanning the menu for roughly ten minutes, I finally give up and order Combo #783, excited mainly for the nachos. This is, however, until I actually recieve my meal. The plate falls on my table and I see nachos, tacos, burritos, chimichangas, chalupas, taquitos, and quesodillas, all with a side of beans and rice. To top it all off, I filled myself up on the chips and salsa. The problem might have been solved before it even started if they had only had the nachos in the front of the menu!
Things I Don't Understand (Vol. 1):
Real Hacienda Menus
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